Radio Man Needed a Job
My dad-well he had this problem, he could not pronounce
electricity, he would say “lectwistdy” so he would not use the word unless he
had to. All my Dad knew about electricity was that it could kill you and the
fact he didn’t understand it scared the hell out of him. Later in life when I
became more knowledgeable about electricity I helped him understand it even to
the point he could change a light switch.
I had grown up fooling around with old radios, knob
twisting, tube pulling and just plain experimenting. I had this big old wooden
cabinet multiband radio and could pickup overseas broadcast and yes it would
pop and crack whenever we had a thunderstorm and lightening. Damn near drove my
Dad nuts tuning through the bands at night and I’d tune in one of those
beat-frequency oscillators going from a low frequency pitch to a very high frequency
pitch which I thought was pretty damn cool. Made me think I was some kind of
science wizard. I remember my first experience with a McIntosh Amplifier that
used mercury vapor rectifier vacuum tubes. When you turned on the amp the
mercury vapor rectifier tubes would glow purple and when you would speak into
the microphone the purple glow would flicker. It was called modulation. No need to explain it here, as I did not
understand it all back than but one day in the future I would be making mercury
vapor rectifier tubes at Western Electric.
One of my many turning points was when I built my first Jacob’s
ladder. You know where you take two pieces of metal coat hanger and hook them
to the output of a transformer and bend them to where they are parallel to one
another, plug in the transformer and a nice blue spark walks up the wires. I
loved the smell of ozone in the morning. I was getting pretty close to putting Igor out
of a job down there in the Frankenstein Lab. I didn’t know crap about
electronics at the time. Wonder I didn’t electrocute myself but I thought it
was cool stuff. The last straw was a little trick that I played on my sister. I
learned that I could take a ignition capacitor from a car touch the body to the
car’s engine block and the end of the wire to a spark plug it would charge up
the capacitor. I charged up one of those capacitors and laid it on the coffee
table in the living room and went to my room. I than called to my sister to
pick up the capacitor and bring it to me. When she picked it up an arc jumped
about an inch and it shocked her pretty good which started a bawling fit. My
Dad was not amused and I was severely punished. All this stuff with electricity was growing
short on my Dad he thought I was more of a wise guy than a wizard.
I was just getting out of high school and Dad made it clear
he was not going to pay for me to go to some college and party. My dad was very
conservative to say the least, went to work every day, eight hours work for
eight hours pay and doing the job right. Not going to work made Jack a dull boy
and that was my dad’s first name Jack. I was working with him at the time he
had gotten me a job as a laborer on a job he was working on. We were on the last phase. Forming and
installing rebar for a concrete drive when the contractor - we’ll call JR -
stopped by to check our progress. The
location was on the corner along one of the main streets in town. JR, after looking over our work, called my
Dad over and said “Jack we don’t need to dig this out as deep as you are
digging. We can save a lot on concrete
cost JR told my Dad”. Now it was not in my Dad’s principles to take short cuts
for the almighty dollar. I saw my Dad
unbuckle his tool belt and toss it in the back of his truck and he said to me
“Son pick up the tools and put them in the truck”. I was familiar with the tone
of my Dad’s voice and there was no hesitation on my part I was picking up
tools. I heard JR say “jack what are you doing”? My Dad looked at JR and said,
“I have been out here on this job for almost three months and a lot of people
that I know in this town have driven by this job and when all this concrete
begins to breakup because it was not poured thick enough they will say “that’s
a job that Jack did”. My Dad looked JR straight in the eyes and said, “Send my
check or drop it by, oh by the way, if you have a job you want done right call
me”. There you have it that was my Dad in a nutshell. I needed an education and
I needed a job – enter the military.
In the late 50’s Army
Recruiters had quotas and were more persistent then a 21st century
telemarketer. The recruiter explained that I could have a paying job plus I
could go to school. Sounded good to me just what I wanted to hear. So I was
looking at entering the military service voluntarily. If I volunteered the Army would let me choose
a military occupation status (MOS) that could lead to a career. I was thinking
about electronics and the Army Recruiter suggested either radio operator or
radio repairman. I had chosen MOS-296.1, which was Field Radio Repair. The
electronic Gods must have been watching over me at the time. I was to learn
later that radio operators where referred to as ditty-dumb-dumb operators, you
know that Morse code stuff, and I had already had a hard time learning pig
Latin so no more code stuff for me. Yes sir, as a field radio repairman I was
going to be a technician. Technician sounded pretty important when I was eighteen
years old. I was later to learn that a field radio repairman was an infantryman
with a Simpson 260 voltmeter strapped to his butt. That’s right we were going
to learn how to troubleshoot, repair and fine-tune electronic equipment under
combat conditions.
I signed all the necessary papers in exchange for a train
ticket to St. Louis and a bus ride to Fort Leonard Wood where I would get eight
weeks of basic training. After basic training I was taken by bus to Springfield,
Missouri Airport and boarded a twin
engine tail dragger for Newark, New Jersey and than another bus ride to Fort
Mammoth, New Jersey US Army Signal School. The US Army had made good on their
promise I was working and going to school.